So my dad was trying to straighten up his office yesterday (so he could make a drawing table on one of the walls), and I was helping him move things around.

He thought about using the wall to the right of the computer desk, but he changed his mind because it would make things cramped. He said that even if he was drawing I still wouldn't have access to his comp that way, and he didn't want to deal with my bitching.

Walking to the other side of the room (where the table ended up being installed), he mumbled, "'Course that won't matter Monday, anyhow..." to himself.

Having sensitive ears and being overly curious, I bugged him about it for the next fifteen minutes, after which he told me... That he ordered... Me... A... MACBOOK!!! 0.0

I was in shock for like an hour. XD

I would like to start by saying that if you haven't watched Coraline yet, DO IT. NOW. SERIOUSLY. It's f*cking BEAUTIFUL.



And now a series of nonsensical tidbits that are on my mind:

-Warmth, Coolness; Coolth, Warmness? Why the hell not? >_>

-I'm tired of searching for yaoi and finding what is essentially Loli-Futa >

-As much as I like a good, tortured-genius character, Severus got far more than his fair share of knocks. =C

-Despite the fact that Tic-Tacs seem intended to fit a variety of orifices, never get too bored with them nearby. No, really. Don't.

-Have you ever tried cheese with chocolate? It has to be a good match to be tasty, though...

-Speaking of cheese, it's something that Kraft, Velveeta and Cheese Whizz most certainly aren't. Wish I knew what they were, considering that I've eaten them in the past. o_O

-Why does everyone everywhere hate the DMV so much(I've never been there)?

-I can't wait for Nine to come out...


Ok, I'm done. And tired. It's like 1:30... Beddie-bie tiem.

Ok, so I'm on this forum, and somebody mentions "snuff porn" to which I think "Now what could that be??? Perhaps it indicates a focus on the use of tobacco products in a sexual context?"

Nah, who would make that? It would certainly be an uncommon fetish with a porn audience too small to earn it's own categorical slang...

So I go to another forum to find out what it is (not image-searching that, no sir), and I find a thread about odd fetishes. Convenient enough.

A couple or so pages in, in reference to "snuff porn," I found a link, to a website called "innerdepravity."

Well let's just see what this is, then.


*Click*

...I wonder if that mask is real? It certainly looks real. What do we have in the larger menu here, for photographs?..

"Cut, Glass, Hook 2, Burn, Hook, Wood, Ritual II, Sacrifice, Kidnapping, Farm, 06.06.06 Ritual, Smile, Exorcist, Depravity, Enslaved, Shooting, Necrophile, Autopsy."

Whilst reading these titles I was entreated to a short audio clip of a man saying, in complete monotone, "Because... I just fucking hate this world."

Well, let's move the tour along to the Films menu, on the other side of the uncannily realistic mask.

"Inner Depravity I, Inner Depravity II."


*Click*

"The Mind can be a terrible thing to taste." Really. Well this isn't a good sign, not a good sign at all...

"Morgue 666 present" Oh that's just lovely.

Annnd we open with some Police officers, in the mud around a dead girl. Isn't this just becoming the most interesting little thing to have in my browsing history?

And damn if those uniforms don't look convincing enough... What if this is authentic footage? Nah, who would do that? This is certainly an uncommon fetish with a porn audience too small to warrant something requiring so much commitment and knowledge of Police operations and investigatory procedures...

Oh, and now Police photographs of another victim bloodied and tied up in a conveniently white outfit on a bed, the case number printed on the bottom.

Have I mentioned the demonic drone being substituted for audio?

Hey! Look Batman, there's a severed hand in that creek over there!

More victim photos, and back to the original dead girl...

Okay, I'll cut right to the nastier bits here, because though I felt disgusted, frightened and was getting heartburn, that's exactly what I did. I wanted to see whether or not it was photoshopped, because it looked very realistic. Very. Horrifyingly. Realistic.


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...Where does one buy a handle attached to a small bar on which a series of steel spike-rings rotate freely, anyway? Why not just buy a flail at the Renaissance Fair? It would work just as well for giving concussions to that girl you've tied to the chair there...

Oh, well it really does look like she's missing an eye now... If the camera were steadier down in your church basement or wherever you are, I would say it was special effects.

If this stuff isn't real you must spend loads on fake blood and spend many hours collecting scraps from slaughter houses.

If you're going to cut her open to take out some vitals, why would you stitch her back up?

...Now that presents a problem, doesn't it? Seemingly human intestines there, seemingly authentic incision. Hm... But Why then did you not show them being pulled out. Methinks this is fake. Very good for those people, indeed, but now no one will take you seriously... You know, if Strong Bad wore a flesh mask instead of...

Let's just leave that alone. I'm traumatized enough.

I think a threesome involving two geriatrics and a horse would be easier on my mind, here. To put things in perspective, I would rather watch "2 girls 1 cup" in HD for three hours than watch all of this once.

...I don't think I'll go to bed tonight. XD I'll just sit here, and read and watch something with lots of flowers and chocolate in it until dawn...


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At least "scat," has an explanatory name, you know?




EDIT:
Well, shit. Apparently, someone decided to change the admin. password and turn on the parental controls for my computer. If he doesn't fix it, I WILL KILL HIM. Seriously. I can't access ANY websites without them being approved first, and after three hours, I'm locked out of my account until tomorrow! Little Snitch is losing his mind over here... Deviantart is blocked, so I'm using my virtual machine to write this (tee-hee). But still, THREE HOURS. WHERE I LIVE. REALLY. There's literally not one little thing I can do, here. Reading is online because the library is tiny and like 90% Bibles. My art is online for obvious reasons. Games are online. Friends are online since we moved. Etc. Etc. Etc. I would enjoy just sitting in the yard and watching bugs, but coal trucks and screaming rednecks and barking dogs have us surrounded. COMPLETELY. Goddess I wish my dad would stop being such a wimp. >_> Mom can barely use a bloody calculator, Dad!!! She's NOT gonna know whether you actually monitor me or not! I don't know what extent the logs of everything I'm doing right now will go to, I hope not far. I was looking for ways to bypass this mess, but all the threads I found were started by overprotective parents who wanted (no lie) watch their teenagers' every move online.

*sigh*

So what am I supposed to do now? Ideas, anyone???

Why do lights look like little "X"s at night but circles during the day??? >_>

I watched my little town's fireworks out my kitchen window tonight, and they were pretty, but the entire time I was thinking "Why didn't you use this money to fix the damn town/school?!"

I don't usually watch many films, but the past week has been very, very boring. First, my dad rented The Pink Panther 2 and Inkheart, which we watched back-to-back.

I would like to say that the second Pink Panther movie should be ripped in half by a lawn chair monster and any further sequels should meet the same fate. It was pathetic! The characters described by the first film are ruined. Clouseau is replaced by a racist idiot (not a funny idiot anymore, a regular one) and Ponton is a complete wimp. I wanted to see him, now more than ever, hit Clouseau in the face like he's supposed to! Also, this was not a mystery story, because you could figure it out within a few minutes of the movie's start. Now, this isn't to say that the first film was lovely, and that this one doesn't do it justice, but I at least laughed a little at the first one. This was worse than Disaster Movie, and that's saying something.

Now, Inkheart! <3 I liked this movie- thought the idea was cute. Even though it had a very abused general plot format, I thought it was fairly decent. There is one inconsistency I noticed in the plot, however. Near the beginning of the film, when they are trapped in Capricorn's village, Moe reads the Great Storm out of the Wizard of Oz to create a diversion and help them escape. Then he, his family and Dustfinger (spelling?) go about leaving. While they're driving away, Dorothy's house falls out of the sky onto the road behind them. In the Wizard of Oz, Dorothy is with Toto inside the house when it is lifted. The storm drops the house on the Wicked Witch in Munchkin Land, Oz, with Dorothy soon stumbling out. So! Dorothy and Toto are outside the book, in the house, on the road to Capricorn's village. Now the mistake I think there is: Before the second capturing of Moe's daughter, she is in the author's house, and wants to know if she has her father's magical ability. So, she takes the Wizard of Oz book from before, and starts reading about Toto. Surely enough, he appears on the floor, startled. But he's already outside the book somewhere. Why do movie writers do things like this? Aren't they professionals???

Thursday night we watched The Island of Dr. Moreau, which was very odd. It's an older movie, so the blood looks like Strawberry Quik, (>.< and it really ruins the drama of the scenes. The movie is about a pair of sailors who wash up on a tiny island controlled by a mad scientist. Or, well, it's about one sailor, because, for whatever reason, Dr. Moreau kills one of them mysteriously on the day they arrive. Other than the Doctor, the island is populated by his mercenary assistant/body guard; a young, Asian woman that he bought for a dozen eggs when she was eleven years old (just ew); and many, many miserable animals that he has tried to turn into humans. The next ship visit to the island won't be for two years, and the sailor (Radick) must go along with the Doctor in order to be safe. The Doctor's settlement lies within a massive, wooden wall. Outside the animal people are able to roam around, and they are very unfriendly toward humans for obvious reasons. I don't want to ruin the plot, because I think this is a feature worth watching, but it's fairly obvious what will happen before the film is over.

We also watched Dead Again. It was the weirdest movie I've seen Robin Williams in, and the weirdest character I've seen him play. It was one of those stupid, centered-around-past-lives movies...

I'm sorry if this journal is very unorganized/poorly written, but it's late and I'm yawny.

*sigh* Well, I guess I might as well admit it. I'm now a fan of Final Fantasy. T_T I had played the first, and hated it. Then I played Tactics for PSX, and I hated it too. But, yesterday I played a little of Final Fantasy IV for GameboyAdvanced, and I'm in love. <3 The plot is decent, the characters are interesting and troubled, and the main character isn't a complete wimp. ^_^ I mean, I hate games where you start off in a battle you're fated to lose, but this game let me start off with someone wearing a horned helmet who killed innocent people for a gem lol. And the monsters aren't retarded and they're very disgusting/pretty, so that is nice.